Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Children's Property Laws

What my children are discovering....

Children's Property Laws

  1. If I like it, it's mine.
  2. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
  3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
  4. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
  5. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
  6. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.
  7. If I think it's mine, it's mine.
  8. If it's broken, it's yours.

What I'm discovering....

The moment you have children, you forgive your parents.... everything.

Where I hope to be....

Blessed is the parent who expects no gratitude. For he shall not be disapointed.

Quotes from Jane Seabrook's Furry Logic


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