Sunday, July 27, 2008

Perhaps not as simple a meal as first thought


Take 2 cups milk, protein powder, frozen mango, pineapple, banana and strawberries with vanilla yogurt and what do you get? Exploding smoothies left in the car for hours. Perhaps not as simple a meal as first thought. Especially when clean-up requires mopping. As in, JCK gets wet rag and scrubs floor, carpet and car seat cup holders. A simple breakfast. Alas, NO...

This brought to you by our sponsors: delicious & nutritious. Have a Happy Sunday theme song performed A Fuckapella by JCK the dumb ass. Who, as it turns out, is quite tone deaf.


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22 comments:

merlotmom said...

cheese doodles may not be nutritious, but they sure don't ejaculate in your car!

Mrs. G. said...

Oh suck! You are not a dumb ass!

flutter said...

*snort* a fuckapella....

Ginaagain said...

a fuckapella! You poor thing.. nothing is as annoying as sticky car seats.

Rima said...

Oh, my. That had to have been stinky. I've encountered the days old, curdled car smoothie before.

happygeek said...

A fuckapella. My new favorite word.
And here I was whining yesterday about goldfish and pretzels all over my van. I'll stop.
Happy mopping.

Janet said...

Oh my. We haven't allowed smoothies in the car since the first pregnancy with the 9-month long morning-noon-and-night-sickness. I spilled one on the way to work and the car stunk so bad BY LUNCHTIME I had to get the Mountain Man to bring me the truck to drive home and he took the Jeep to the carwash and literally hosed out the inside (reason #72 why we buy really old used cars).

Madge said...

you didn't leave it there for 3 - 6 monhts and then clean it? what's wrong with you?

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

And it has to happen in the blazing hot summer--the better to curdle and stink.

I do believe you've coined an awesome new word.

Kellan said...

Oh, what a mess! I've been there - on my hands and knees with rag in hand, cleaning the car carpet and carseats - UGH!

Have a good day, J - see you soon - Kellan

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

Oh no! I feel your pain, yuck!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

Hey it's a science experiment and a healthy meal :)

Also, stop by my blog-I got something for ya :)

Helen E.M. Wright said...

I'm sorry! That's horrible, at least it's past and lesson learned...hopefully!!!! ;)

liv said...

you know, babes, i see that F bomb and i think of your sweet face, and then i think of the jack and coke, and then i think i have no questions.

kim-d said...

Chuckle**snort**chuckle--A Fuckapella by JCK the dumb ass. BWAHAHAHAHA!

I am so sorry about the unfortunate explosion that necessitated MOPPING. Eeew. That being said, is it wrong of me to go on to say that milk, protein powder, frozen mango, pineapple, banana and strawberries all blendered up with vanilla yogurt sounds AWESOME? :)

Before the unfortunate explosion, that is...

phd in yogurtry said...

a fuckapella !! what a gem. we heard it here first!

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

Do you guys have blue laws? Cause that would totally make for a drink at 8 am for me.

g said...

Oh, ick!!!!! Yikes! [The Man I love] tends to leave drinks in the cupholder and food in the car...drives me nuts.

Immoral Matriarch said...

A fuckapella. :P

Denise said...

Oh that sounded delightful! Before it exploded that is.

stephanie (bad mom) said...

May I say, this brief gem may be one of my most favorite posts of yours.

A Fuckapella; I am tempted to bring that into a faculty meeting someday...

Jen said...

Snort! I'm thinking of adding "A Fuckapella" to my vocabulary. Hope you don't mind. Not on my blog, of course, that would be scandalous and would require my extended family to call my parents voicing their displeasure! Turns out "dumb asses" - also a phrase I'm liking today.

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