Saturday, November 8, 2008

Mr. NOBODY


Someone else has ridden into town. A stranger. He's a nasty sort of fellow. Always up to nefarious deeds. His name? Mr. NOBODY.


Who left crackers all over the couch?

It wasn't me, mommy. It was Mr. NOBODY.


GIRL, you broke my train track!

It wasn't me, BOY. It was Mr. NOBODY.


Mommy, can I have some Halloween candy?

It's all gone, BOY.

What! Who ate it all?!

Mr. NOBODY.


More than two can play at this game. That Mr. NOBODY really gets around...



****Note: Movie Poster photo from Google Images


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17 comments:

Kalynne Pudner said...

I'll trade you Mr. Nobody for Not-Me, who's lived in our house since 1993. With 9 people reporting on his whereabouts and whichdeeds, you'd think we'd have been able to pin him down by now.

phd in yogurtry said...

And Mr Nobody's second cousin, "un uh uhn" lives here.

Andrea Frazer - Pass the Zoloft said...

And Miss SOMEBODY is meeting you on Friday. No excuses! Can't wait!

flutter said...

yep, he is a slippery fella

Reluctant Blogger said...

I reckon Mr Nobody has a son called "everyone else". I've never met "everyone else" but my sons mix with him all the time

"everyone else" is allowed to stay up as long as he likes
"everyone else"'s mother lets him drink coca-cola for breakfast.
"everyone else" has had a mobile phone since the age of 9 months.

Jen said...

I like how you used it! I think "Not Me", "I dunno", and Mr. Nobody must be related.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

I have to agree with Kalynne--at our house it's always "Not-me's" turn to unload the dishwasher.

Lisa Milton said...

Nobody is no good.

He's related to Mrs. I Know, as in after I remind my daughter of something, she tells me she knows.

I know she does not.

Jessica said...

Here at our casa.....my kids always say Rhubabrb did it......now let's get real....Rhubarb is a 4 legged furry animal that has very bad breath and weighs 55 pounds...but she is clearly not capable of half the things my children say she is responsible for.....sometimes it is kinds funny! I give them credit for the creativity!!

Madge said...

oh i am all about mr. nobody being around if it means i can blame him for eating the halloween candy....

Ellyn said...

We just call him boy at our house. He is equally naughty.

Jennifer H said...

Yes, his alias around here is Not Me.

~Swankymama said...

I wondered where NOBODY went when he left our house. Oops. Sorry.

Mrs. G. said...

smart kid

Rima said...

Ha! We have a "Mr. Nobody" AND a Mrs. "I don't know." :)

Janet said...

So far Mr. Nobody hasn't come to our house, because the Queen just blames everything on DeBoy and he isn't old enough to figure out to blame anyone else yet. It wont' be long though.

Angeline said...

*laugh* poor guy (Mr Nobody) what a convenient person to blame for everything.

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