Monday, June 14, 2010

Best lines of the week...


And the winners are...


BOY (yelling out car window to passing Hummer): Bad Hummer! BAD!


There ensued a discussion on Hummers and JCK's limited knowledge of how Hummer vehicles are used in the military.


GIRL: Mom, didn't you say we could Google "Hummer" tonight? We should make a list of all the things we need to Google.


BOY (running up to a lone man smoking a pipe): You'll get LUNG CANCER!


BOY (while walking away from a little girl he had befriended at the Y, and was flirting with): I haven't decided if I'm going to marry her yet.


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"Mischievous" Painting by Chuck Gumpert.


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6 comments:

stephanie (bad mom) said...

These are excellent.

But wait - you *did not* Google "hummer" right? Because it will scar your children without the proper filtering...

Fantastic Forrest said...

Stephanie is the queen of the urban dictionary, but even I know hummer is not an appropriate word for young people. :-)

JCK said...

OK, you NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY ladies... I just Googled and had NO IDEA. However, we hre at the Motherscribe household are not Googling the Urban Dictionary just yet... Hummer is an SUV. Just ask Wikipedia. :)

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

The first time Danger Boy saw someone smoke he screamed, "That woman is sucking on a burning stick!"

susancyoung said...

Love the quotes. My favorite/most vexing of the week was delivered when my son saw that I had made French toast for dinner one night. "Seriously Mom? French toast?" While I reprimanded him immediately for such a rude remark about my offerings for dinner, I was completely cracking up inside.

Jen said...

What did the guy with the pipe say?

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