tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post5502239325545370910..comments2024-01-26T05:21:36.865-08:00Comments on Motherscribe: Fishnets or cash?JCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-40716752143540516622008-06-03T09:14:00.000-07:002008-06-03T09:14:00.000-07:00I swear we're twins separated at birth. With a cou...I swear we're twins separated at birth. With a couple of exceptions (the Mountain Man has never had shoes that white, or that clean) I could have written this post (just the facts, not the style). Mop once a week? Once a year more like. Although I do the bathroom floors a bit more often. Like once a month. Maybe. Old puky cats? Check. Old dog with bad knees? Check. I stand up at the computer because I would never make it out of the chair. DeBoy distinguished himself at the Lewis Botanical Gardens in Virginia by peeing, not in some of the dense shrubbery, but right out by the lake within plain view of two weddings, the conservatory and the restaurant.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-84931229454038217152008-06-01T20:06:00.000-07:002008-06-01T20:06:00.000-07:00LMAO and needing to sleep. Wondering if you were ...LMAO and needing to sleep. Wondering if you were in the same mindset while writing this.<BR/><BR/>I love that boy rides his trike with the handlebars backwards. I think I have his soulmate: http://shesjustanothermanicmommy.blogspot.com/2007/11/clown-of-different-color.htmlManic Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397835927560496425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-68565576572845296942008-06-01T19:56:00.000-07:002008-06-01T19:56:00.000-07:00Thanks for the laughs lady! You are looking pretty...Thanks for the laughs lady! You are looking pretty hot with that boa...<BR/>You do have beautiful skin by the way, just lovely. <BR/>I clean the same way (well, minus the fishnets) I too am a human tornado. Or at least I was before my pregnant belly got in the way. Now I am more like a light breeze that keeps dying off.Mighty Morphin' Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03244716672872427829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-52580425520459732742008-06-01T14:50:00.000-07:002008-06-01T14:50:00.000-07:00My cleaning is generally limited to making my bed ...My cleaning is generally limited to making my bed every morning....I can't leave the house until I've done it.<BR/><BR/>Sometimes the floors do mopped twice a week, but that is only because I have two yorkies who sometimes forget the difference between indoors and outdoors (note to self: buy puppy diapers).<BR/><BR/>But back to you: I loved this post, it was adorable and hilarious and your husband is one lucky man to have a wife who is not only beautiful, but has a terrific appreciation for fishnet!<BR/><BR/>-suzsuzanneelizabeths.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14304462740451230118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-13815564134228777472008-06-01T12:33:00.000-07:002008-06-01T12:33:00.000-07:00Great Post!My step mother is a "certifiable" clean...Great Post!<BR/>My step mother is a "certifiable" clean freak. (advantage: she taught me how to clean well, Disadvantage: I still didn't-and don't- always live up to her standards)<BR/>I overheard her conversation with my sister: she said "well, I do a quick run through TWICE A WEEK and a GOOD heavy duty cleaning ONCE a week...."<BR/>My parents live in a small three bedroom 2 1/2 bath house in Cape May, NJ. Dad is 75, mom is 65. Can't imagine spending that much time cleaning! Oh, and they have a white velour couch and white carpet in the living room....and RARELY use it.I've only been on that carpet 2 or 3 times in the 20 years they have lived there!<BR/>Sorry this is so long!<BR/>BTW: I KNEW YOU would like the "Very Short Fairy Tale"!!!<BR/>Pax, EJTElizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07505258364895249347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-288024886641912232008-06-01T00:57:00.000-07:002008-06-01T00:57:00.000-07:00Why is this my first time stopping by here? Fabulo...Why is this my first time stopping by here? Fabulous blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-19671519912856879142008-05-31T21:21:00.000-07:002008-05-31T21:21:00.000-07:00Awww, you have old animals too. Thanks for your ni...Awww, you have old animals too. Thanks for your nice comment on my blog.Angie McCullaghhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13338130265872869124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-84428125372730692462008-05-31T20:00:00.000-07:002008-05-31T20:00:00.000-07:00Wow! Finally saw your face! You definitely made my...Wow! Finally saw your face! <BR/><BR/>You definitely made my day! Simply hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-42005495978885148302008-05-31T16:56:00.000-07:002008-05-31T16:56:00.000-07:00That was hysterical and I loved seeing the picture...That was hysterical and I loved seeing the pictures of you!!! I also love the phrase "faux cleaning" - HA!<BR/><BR/>Hope are having a nice relaxing weekend - NO CLEANING!!<BR/><BR/>SEe you - KellanKellanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07882991320065439298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-77568408997507934362008-05-31T14:10:00.000-07:002008-05-31T14:10:00.000-07:00any man would be proud as hell that his wife put a...any man would be proud as hell that his wife put a picture of his NICE ass on her blog! come on, GO FOR IT!shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-82100456980470564062008-05-31T13:30:00.000-07:002008-05-31T13:30:00.000-07:00mopping once a week? um... not around here?you ar...mopping once a week? um... not around here?<BR/><BR/>you are a hoot!painted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-15524829870806015692008-05-31T13:29:00.000-07:002008-05-31T13:29:00.000-07:00maybe you could pay him in Vacuuming? :pmaybe you could pay him in Vacuuming? :pflutterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828689769747130419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-74687047325013180792008-05-31T13:23:00.000-07:002008-05-31T13:23:00.000-07:00This post really made my day. My husband would be ...This post really made my day. My husband would be very, very thankful if I vaccuumed at all. Since abandoning my serious flylady-phase he has, again, been the one wielding the vaccuum cleaner, poor thing. My duster is prettier than yours though, but then I don't own fishnets so it probably all evens out.<BR/><BR/>(Never comment after your second beer...)Susannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14220769941216066968noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-35633970686080251392008-05-31T11:05:00.000-07:002008-05-31T11:05:00.000-07:00This is exactly what happens whenever I try to sta...This is exactly what happens whenever I try to start cleaning my house. Which is why I never do.Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-11935328496761503372008-05-31T11:02:00.000-07:002008-05-31T11:02:00.000-07:00I'm thinking you had lots of fun doing this post :...I'm thinking you had lots of fun doing this post :)<BR/>from outdoor peeing to sexy cleaning--you have covered it all--well done!Miss Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15430066224876012848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-92218301377309467212008-05-31T10:46:00.000-07:002008-05-31T10:46:00.000-07:00Will you come over and help me clean and put on a ...Will you come over and help me clean and put on a burlesque show? I think we could take our show on the road.Mrs. G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/01171997573144385692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-63676516731303747052008-05-31T09:06:00.000-07:002008-05-31T09:06:00.000-07:00Are you SURE whiskey makes you sleepy? As opposed...Are you SURE whiskey makes you sleepy? As opposed to, oh, taking pictures of yourself cleaning with fishnets on your hands?Kalynne Pudnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04804224012895512550noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-80077770447054252592008-05-31T08:31:00.000-07:002008-05-31T08:31:00.000-07:00Where was E while this was going on, because someo...Where was E while this was going on, because someone needed to be there in person to witness this hilarity! You're a nut. I guess that's why we get along.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13164420416881517854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-77130797138199539552008-05-31T08:28:00.000-07:002008-05-31T08:28:00.000-07:00And if I had a boa I'd think of it as a duster. I ...And if I had a boa I'd think of it as a duster. I think the whole thing is genetically programmed.<BR/><BR/>That's some pretty good faux cleaning you did there--and looking good while doing it.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-91718718886973265882008-05-31T08:05:00.000-07:002008-05-31T08:05:00.000-07:00MWAH. I am in love. In love that you took pictur...MWAH. I am in love. In love that you took pictures of yourself INSTEAD of cleaning. Yeah. (Although you did seem to get something done too which is just overachieving.)<BR/><BR/>My hubby has a nice ass too but won't let me take a picture either...what is up with those men?Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-86302860581723134522008-05-31T07:48:00.000-07:002008-05-31T07:48:00.000-07:00You know, I think you could sell duster boas on et...You know, I think you could sell duster boas on etsy if you used yourself as a model. You make housekeeping look downright glamorous. Move over June Cleaver... who needs heels when we have JCK's high fashion Ombre Duster Boas.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17319951305724993484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-45755993619732991572008-05-31T06:54:00.000-07:002008-05-31T06:54:00.000-07:00I think I'm going to steal your candles in the fir...I think I'm going to steal your candles in the fireplace thing. I vacuum every other day or so, but sweeping and mopping maybe once a month. My house does stay pretty clean though, even with little kids running around. It must be the restraints.Memarie Lanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03289584923725420572noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-90567585501441453882008-05-30T23:19:00.000-07:002008-05-30T23:19:00.000-07:00This was hilarious! You crazy lady (the good kind ...This was hilarious! You crazy lady (the good kind of crazy!). I have a feeling you don't actually need to import the humor at your house. And I know for certain that I totally want to hang out with you sometime! <BR/><BR/>Just as long as we don't have to clean or anything.<BR/><BR/>If I cleaned the floors once a week, my husband would walk outside and check the numbers on the house to make sure he had the right one.Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.com