tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post4535571117520156967..comments2024-01-26T05:21:36.865-08:00Comments on Motherscribe: I believe my Mound of Venus has been RIPPED OFFJCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-23946617685584858412013-11-09T18:31:17.634-08:002013-11-09T18:31:17.634-08:00he he he ... funny. occasional laugh over the suff...he he he ... funny. occasional laugh over the suffering of others may be tolerated??slamet riyadihttp://media-hamil.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-68607576532586282892011-06-28T23:44:17.388-07:002011-06-28T23:44:17.388-07:00Can you believe we actually PAY people to do this?...Can you believe we actually PAY people to do this?carcarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-2828789925135484832011-02-12T11:08:30.134-08:002011-02-12T11:08:30.134-08:00Effing HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud at your pain,...Effing HILARIOUS! I laughed out loud at your pain, Jennifer, but I wasn't laughing AT you, I was laughing WITH you, honest! :)<br /><br />But now that the swelling has gone down I have to ask, was it worth it? <br /><br />A bigger question seems to be: what is it about this day and age (there's a hackneyed term) that seems to suggest or even require hairlessness? I'm so old that I can squint through the gauze of time to when men actually got hot at the sight of a pretty girl's hirsute armpit or considered unshaven legs to be a sign of a woman spiritually attached to Mother Earth. Now it seems an errant hairline in the pubis region is cause for all manner of male revulsion and the demand for appropriate landscaping. <br /><br />I say, "bah!" <br /><br />Maybe I'm too lazy or pain-adverse, or maybe it's because my own husband is old enough to remember those hairier days with warm nostalgia (he once asked me to grow out my armpit and leg hair for his pleasure...which I did for EVER so brief a moment, later explaining that there were limits to my attachment to Mother Earth!). Maybe it's because there's so little left that a woman can present naturally in this era of botox, silicone and liposuction and STILL be considered beautiful or lovely or attractive, much less hot. I dunno. <br /><br />But when the amount of pubic hair we possess becomes an arbiter of our desirability, I truly say "bah." Men, man up and accept that hair - long, beautiful hair - is just another part of the geography of the person you love. And, my fellow-women, consider that we girls are afflicted with enough involuntary gender-specific pain (periods, childbirth, menopause, mammograms, PTA) that the self-inflicted variety seems redundant. <br /><br />But Jennifer, enjoy your landing strip while it lasts...who knows the joyful flights that will ensue with its loving guidance! :))Lorraine Devon Wilkehttp://www.rockpapermusic.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-55054748447246499122008-10-24T21:54:00.000-07:002008-10-24T21:54:00.000-07:00I needed that, thank you! I laughed so hard I cri...I needed that, thank you! I laughed so hard I cried :) And I also peed a little, you can blame that phenomenon on my big-headed baby.The Mad Housewifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17986227565317313708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-80305008917323822392008-10-09T14:15:00.000-07:002008-10-09T14:15:00.000-07:00Good lord. Ouch. Ouch! OUCH!Yeah, definitely Not. ...Good lord. Ouch. Ouch! OUCH!<BR/>Yeah, definitely Not. Trying. This. Ever.<BR/>Thank God the Mountain Man doesn't object to au naturel.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02190489990653412687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-61174029082415717522008-10-07T21:58:00.000-07:002008-10-07T21:58:00.000-07:00I am laughing so hard. I must link this from Good ...I am laughing so hard. I must link this from Good Housekeeping and BabyCenter. Less work for me and you can get rich on ad clicks. Hilarious. Is it okay to link???Andrea Frazerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14293267612840259503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-9049590016376291272008-10-05T14:12:00.000-07:002008-10-05T14:12:00.000-07:00I'm so glad I'm not a woman.I'm so glad I'm not a woman.Jason, as himselfhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16630210317307544165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-76054065297158237792008-10-01T05:45:00.000-07:002008-10-01T05:45:00.000-07:00I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing.(...I couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing.<BR/><BR/>(Sorry for your pain though.)<BR/><BR/>:DDoothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03385700827934978666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-74458583426462034892008-09-28T22:13:00.000-07:002008-09-28T22:13:00.000-07:00JesusMaryandJoseph, bless you going before us to r...JesusMaryandJoseph, bless you going before us to report back.<BR/><BR/>I will opt out of this procedure, thanks to your very vivid recount.<BR/><BR/>be wellstephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04257126641387033673noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-70601788206190737462008-09-28T14:57:00.000-07:002008-09-28T14:57:00.000-07:00Ha ha ha ha ha! I went through a "phase" of this k...Ha ha ha ha ha! I went through a "phase" of this kind of waxing. I really don't know what I was thinking.Norahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16507644743409364179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-33521014446777005252008-09-27T16:36:00.000-07:002008-09-27T16:36:00.000-07:00AAAcccck!! Poor you! Landing strip! Snerk!!!AAAcccck!! Poor you! <BR/><BR/>Landing strip! Snerk!!!Glennishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03681336164718681936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-34275186794709355252008-09-27T09:14:00.000-07:002008-09-27T09:14:00.000-07:00haha hilarious. I thought all you American women ...haha hilarious. I thought all you American women had a full wax down there. Just goes to show how little I know about such things.<BR/><BR/>But yeah, it gets easier each time if you can face going back. <BR/><BR/>I think too much hair in certain regions is not terribly appealing. Well, it does not rock my boat anyway - or land my jet or whatever would be more appropriate. <BR/><BR/>Hope you had a lovely weekend away and that you managed to calm down and chill out. I know that Hamster Wheel feeling all too well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-25440051585015283942008-09-26T14:14:00.000-07:002008-09-26T14:14:00.000-07:00OUCH!!! I had a (very minimal) bikini wax once, a...OUCH!!! I had a (very minimal) bikini wax once, and OUCH!this story will likely keep me from ever having one again.painted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-34179173940358692962008-09-25T22:17:00.000-07:002008-09-25T22:17:00.000-07:00I've always wanted to try that. Or I did. Okay, so...I've always wanted to try that. Or I did. Okay, so I still do, but I want to be really drunk first. <BR/><BR/>You make me laugh!Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-25061696306053904672008-09-25T12:34:00.000-07:002008-09-25T12:34:00.000-07:00Ouch. Ouch.I was in pain reading that first part b...Ouch. Ouch.<BR/><BR/>I was in pain reading that first part but laughing during the rest!Miss Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15430066224876012848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-89336435347124227682008-09-25T12:11:00.000-07:002008-09-25T12:11:00.000-07:00I rarely laugh out loud when reading posts, but th...I rarely laugh out loud when reading posts, but this one got me a few times. OW OW OW...Heather of the EOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14607422301391841377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-72387393513250243742008-09-25T11:12:00.000-07:002008-09-25T11:12:00.000-07:00all this pain talk is it odd that I want to experi...all this pain talk is it odd that I want to experience this? It has to be better than ingrown hairs from shaving right? no? oh.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-12139555733687057672008-09-25T10:55:00.000-07:002008-09-25T10:55:00.000-07:00Aw, poor baby. That sounds like pure torture. Ha...Aw, poor baby. That sounds like pure torture. Have never done any waxing, hope never to. <BR/><BR/>On a slightly different note, I bet your landing strip is sexier than the fu-man-chu I was left with when I was shaved for my c-section.shrink on the couchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13271891110211081990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-74613631753901251332008-09-25T06:11:00.000-07:002008-09-25T06:11:00.000-07:00Ladies, the fire is gone this morning, but it is n...Ladies, the fire is gone this morning, but it is now fall and the area looks like it needs a sweater. <BR/><BR/>Memarie Lane, thanks for pointing out my typo. I changed it to mound. Being an Anais Nin fan myself, I should have had that memorized! Mound does make more sense. Although in this PARTICULAR post about my new landing strip...mount worked, too. ;)<BR/><BR/>I'm thrilled that my patootie going up in flames can elicit so many funny comments!JCKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04582581376724478366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-73747339648424805182008-09-25T05:20:00.000-07:002008-09-25T05:20:00.000-07:00There were so many hilarious lines in this post! ...There were so many hilarious lines in this post! I even laughed at the label "blatant idiocy perpetrated upon myself". This reminded me of the time I convinced my husband to try some "miracle wax" system on his back hair and his entire body lifted about one foot off the bed when I pulled that strip off!Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13164420416881517854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-66283068641729633862008-09-24T22:55:00.000-07:002008-09-24T22:55:00.000-07:00I'm only laughing because I can sympathize. My fi...I'm only laughing because I can sympathize. My first Brazilian and all the redness and the swelling...it looked like someone slapped the crap out of my vagina.<BR/><BR/>Wait...<BR/><BR/>That sounds so wrong.Tootsie Farklepantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18336671002327112885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-72733329839875445362008-09-24T22:25:00.000-07:002008-09-24T22:25:00.000-07:00I thought it was required reading to google my "wa...I thought it was required reading to google my "waxing wednesday" before going in for that procedure. enjoy keeping your kitty clean! xoxoLivhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09154719979114564561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-526906474438346742008-09-24T21:29:00.000-07:002008-09-24T21:29:00.000-07:00Never. Ever. Ever.That's what I thought before and...Never. Ever. Ever.<BR/><BR/>That's what I thought before and you have certainly reinforced my decision.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-73941227537780247542008-09-24T20:31:00.000-07:002008-09-24T20:31:00.000-07:00Oh no! I can't even stand waxing my upper lip. I...Oh no! I can't even stand waxing my upper lip. I am such a wimp... a fuzzy wimp.Ginahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17319951305724993484noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3271931822987740572.post-53736305857799954162008-09-24T20:16:00.000-07:002008-09-24T20:16:00.000-07:00It's actually called a "mound of Venus.&q...It's actually called a "mound of Venus." Located just above your Delta of Venus. :P <----- Big Anais Nin fan, can you tell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com