There should be 3 LAWS and no more RULES

 BOY: Mom, I think there should be 3 laws and no more rules.

Law #1: Parents have to do what kids say or beware of the consequences

Law #2: No kids have to go to school

Law #3: There will be Peace everywhere. No more kids getting their ice cream stolen.

JCK: Er...in reference to Law #3, I wasn't aware that kids getting their ice cream stolen was a problem?

BOY: It IS for kids!