Sunday, June 1, 2008

You look very handsome


Snippets of conversation on a Sunday afternoon with GIRL & BOY

Mommy can you help me with my cape? asks GIRL.


Mommy, how do I look? - GIRL dressed in cape, tiara, paint splattered shirt with her name label from church, "GIRL," still stuck across her chest, striped leggings, Princess shoes and a purse.


Is BOY dressing up? - I ask.


He isn't dressing up. He's handsome.- replies GIRL.


BOY, how do I look?


You look cool, GIRL. Very cool. - says BOY now dressed in pajamas.


You look very handsome. - states GIRL.


I don't look handsome.


Yes, you do.


BOY, the wedding is starting. - says GIRL.


Oh, I can't dance, because I have my PJs on. --the not so mournful BOY.


Tomorrow it's going to be a rain storm. Today, can you dance? - asks GIRL.


GIRL, I feel kind of, a little bit...TIRED. - states BOY, going to lie down on his bed and pulling the covers over his head.


GIRL starts singing the dance music: La, la, la, la...


BOY leaves the room as GIRL says, Don't worry. It's only a dance for girls.


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It's TOMORROW, BOY! - shouts GIRL.


OK, gotta go. GIIRRRRRL, I see all my friends.- Says BOY.


........................suspicious silence for a bit and then:


We're painting. Oh, we have to wash our hands. - BOY.


Come ON, BOY!


I'm dirty. It's too big a mess. - BOY


Dirty? BOY complaining about too big a Mess?


......JCK awakens from eavesdropping on the delightful conversation between her children and goes to investigate. They have been painting. With blue toothpaste. On the window trim in the bathroom.


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Let me look in the mirror and see how I look. - says BOY.


You look great, BOY!


I look RIDICULOUS!! - states BOY.


And he's off....

Apparently the combination of being handsome, some dancing obligations, and a certain look were too much for BOY. He's out the door. Just him and the great outdoors. Safe from girls.


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