BOY and GIRL were busy watching their favorite “new” show, The Brady Bunch. Unbeknownst to JCK, this episode had Bobby Brady kissing his first girl -causing a vision of sky rockets to blast off in a bubble above his head.
Overheard by JCK’s husband:
BOY (the romantic): I’m going to go kiss Mom and see if I see SKY ROCKETS.
GIRL (the pragmatist): You won’t.
JCK was in her room packing for their Thanksgiving trip.
BOY: Mom! Mom! Bend down.
JCK: (always suspicious of possible launches on her being): Why?
BOY: I want to give you something.
BOY planted a big smacker on JCK’s cheek.
BOY: Darn it! It didn’t work.
BOY ran out of the room.
GIRL: I told you!
It appears visions of SKY ROCKETS are reserved for JCK’s husband...