How to recognize that you've become a beach bum...
1) You find sand in places that seem...unlikely.
2) Your summer tan is beginning to look like a shrimper's.
3) You are starting to forget what it's like to shower indoors.
4) You wonder why you packed all that stuff?
5) You feel perfectly at home in a bikini...why not?
6) Is there tea that ain't sweet?
7) Your children look like little brown beans...
8) It's hard to form sentences on your blog.
9) Your beach hat is getting floppy, and you're hairbrush is where???
10) You're actually beginning to feel a bit...homesick.