Monday, June 14, 2010

Best lines of the week...

And the winners are...

BOY (yelling out car window to passing Hummer): Bad Hummer! BAD!

There ensued a discussion on Hummers and JCK's limited knowledge of how Hummer vehicles are used in the military.

GIRL: Mom, didn't you say we could Google "Hummer" tonight? We should make a list of all the things we need to Google.

BOY (running up to a lone man smoking a pipe): You'll get LUNG CANCER!

BOY (while walking away from a little girl he had befriended at the Y, and was flirting with): I haven't decided if I'm going to marry her yet.

"Mischievous" Painting by Chuck Gumpert.

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  1. These are excellent.

    But wait - you *did not* Google "hummer" right? Because it will scar your children without the proper filtering...

  2. Stephanie is the queen of the urban dictionary, but even I know hummer is not an appropriate word for young people. :-)

  3. OK, you NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY ladies... I just Googled and had NO IDEA. However, we hre at the Motherscribe household are not Googling the Urban Dictionary just yet... Hummer is an SUV. Just ask Wikipedia. :)

  4. The first time Danger Boy saw someone smoke he screamed, "That woman is sucking on a burning stick!"

  5. Love the quotes. My favorite/most vexing of the week was delivered when my son saw that I had made French toast for dinner one night. "Seriously Mom? French toast?" While I reprimanded him immediately for such a rude remark about my offerings for dinner, I was completely cracking up inside.

  6. What did the guy with the pipe say?


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