And the winners are...
BOY (yelling out car window to passing Hummer): Bad Hummer! BAD!
There ensued a discussion on Hummers and JCK's limited knowledge of how Hummer vehicles are used in the military.
GIRL: Mom, didn't you say we could Google "Hummer" tonight? We should make a list of all the things we need to Google.
BOY (running up to a lone man smoking a pipe): You'll get LUNG CANCER!
BOY (while walking away from a little girl he had befriended at the Y, and was flirting with): I haven't decided if I'm going to marry her yet.
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"Mischievous" Painting by Chuck Gumpert.
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These are excellent.
ReplyDeleteBut wait - you *did not* Google "hummer" right? Because it will scar your children without the proper filtering...
Stephanie is the queen of the urban dictionary, but even I know hummer is not an appropriate word for young people. :-)
ReplyDeleteOK, you NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY ladies... I just Googled and had NO IDEA. However, we hre at the Motherscribe household are not Googling the Urban Dictionary just yet... Hummer is an SUV. Just ask Wikipedia. :)
ReplyDeleteThe first time Danger Boy saw someone smoke he screamed, "That woman is sucking on a burning stick!"
ReplyDeleteLove the quotes. My favorite/most vexing of the week was delivered when my son saw that I had made French toast for dinner one night. "Seriously Mom? French toast?" While I reprimanded him immediately for such a rude remark about my offerings for dinner, I was completely cracking up inside.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the guy with the pipe say?
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