Apparently I say this. This...this... Buh-Bye, thing.
Every time I hang up on the telephone. I hear this...
Mommy, you said it... again.
I did?
Yes! It is bye-bye. Not Buh-Bye!
And so it goes... It appears that I cannot break this habit of Le Buh-Bye.
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And then there was the recent discussion of the weight limit on the bunk beds in Boy's & Girl's room.
GIRL: We can go on the top bunk. But, Mommy is over the weight limit for the top bunk.
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BOY is reading. Everywhere. Anything. It is very exciting. Yesterday, we were backing out of a parking lot and he suddenly said...
B**** S****!
BOY, that is a BAD WORD!
Mommy, I was just reading that license plate.
JCK: What!?
BOY: That license plate. Over there.
JCK: Oh...BOB SMITH. I thought you said something else...
GIRL: What, Mommy!? WHAT did you think BOY said? What was the BAD WORD?
JCK: Never mind....
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10 comments:
Oh, that happens to me, too... I mistakenly hear the F-bomb everywhere.
Those are all great! Funny, how early we start criticizing our parents, huh?! I remember I used to check every morning to make sure my dad's socks matched his outfit. I was probably 7! Now, I really, really try not to complain about how he and my mom say "warsh their clothes". "WARSH?!" They are both educated people! Why do they put an R in wash?! Drives. me. crazy.
Mommy is over the weight limit for the top bunk. That is too funny. I love small kid chatter. There are some conversations only mommies are privvy too. Wait, mommies and teachers, like vodka mom, who certainly lets us in on some doozies.
*laugh*
Oh yes, we often have to pay attention to what we say and what we do to avoid being corrected by our little ones and of cos', more importantly to set a good example.
I'm surprised that Girl didn't bug you further... to give the answer...
*giggle*
Don't you just love having the kids around to keep you in line... and humble?
yes, the reading thing makes me a little nervous sometimes, too
Oh, dear!! Nothing quite as humbling as a candid observation from a child! You've got your sense of humor back....!
My sign off is "talk to you soon." Which doesn't really work so well for telemarketers and the like.
LOL I say buh bye sometimes too. LOL too many nights of watching SNL!
Love the conversations you posted with your kids!
Oh dear, learning how to read can create some challenges, I suppose. Like if your child points to a T-shirt that says, "S*** happens" and asks what the 'S' word means. That could be entertaining. Hasn't happened to me yet, of course, but it could still be entertaining!
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