Mom, do you know what NUTS are?
...........................pause, pause
Yes, I do. Nuts are peanuts, almonds, walnuts...
No, no, Mom. Not THAT kind of nuts. BOY looks penetratingly at JCK. He is not fooled by her..."attempt" at vagueness.
What do YOU think nuts are, BOY?
Your penis.
Umm.....no. There ensued a discussion that involved serious medical terminology by JCK to her son ..."you know those things that are like little balls?"
BOY left the kitchen immediately. OK, I'm ready to go watch Eloise (DVD) now.
Apparently...TMI. BOY was ready to move on.
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And so the education of mom begins! LOL At least he had the decency not to argue with you.
ReplyDeleteWell now he knows you DO know!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteHad a similar chat with my oldest. He asked why his male pet rat had a "big, flappy butt". I explained that it was not his butt, and that the rat walked on all fours, so what hung down on the boy would stick out back on the rat.
ReplyDeleteHe glanced down and then looked at me with this mix of horror and confusion, then said, "No it isn't! Stop it, MOM!"
He wanted to know the truth but not too much truth! I had a very similar conversation with Diego this week. I'm going to post about it in a day or two.
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