The full gamut can be heard around Casa de Motherscribe these days.
JCK, BOY & GIRL all going down the slide together...ending in a bit of a tangle.
GIRL: What a commotion!
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BOY: Mommy! YOU'RE about to get RICH!
JCK: I am? How will THAT happen, BOY?
BOY: Because Daddy's working ALL the TIME. And, he's getting STRONGER and STRONGER.
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GIRL: I know A LOT about strangers. Well...I know PRETTY much. Not as much as a GROWN-UP knows, but I KNOW A LOT for a girl.
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BOY: Mommy, I LOVE YOU SO...MUCH! I love you more than THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS!
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GIRL: Mommy, we DON'T SAY Damn IT!
********Comic courtesy of Google Images.
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I'm so glad you are writing all this down!
ReplyDeleteI used to work with a very well bred girl who said "Christmas" very loudly when she wanted to really say something beginning with F! She made it sound absolutely filthy.
Oh, I love kid quotes. I should write more down - they're priceless!
ReplyDeleteTell Boy that I love you more than that damn hill we tried to climb on Monday. And apologize to the girl for the word damn.
ReplyDeleteMore than the traffic lights? That's huge!
ReplyDeleteyour kids are too funny
ReplyDeleteWell, you are loved and you are about to be rich. I would say that your life is going quite well!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I'm so glad you are keeping record of these gems. And they ARE gems.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had thought to keep track of the good ones.
ReplyDeleteLove this! My 5 year old is currently learning how to read through profanity, as you may remember! WHen primed about approporiate 'touch' by a pediatrician about to do a physical exam, Scarlett told this doctor that "oh no. My private part isn't private at all. ALL my friends see my 'gina whenver we changing into ballerinas!"
ReplyDeleteSHe meant outfits and underwear.
JCK, I also love you more than I love traffic lights.
ReplyDeleteoh JCK, you put me to shame... I haven't been recording all my boys' special sentences down.... and yes, I'm regretting... 'cos I've forgotten them already.... damn!
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