The sweet curve of luscious bottom,
jutting out forever and a day
this is my predilection
alas, the anatomy not mine.
How I long for that swoop,
that ledge of rounded flesh,
bewitching in its shape
of squeezable ambrosia.
My lusting mind wraps itself
around a voluptuous rump,
the lovely arc of a derriere,
beckoning me in its undulating wake.
Oh, rapturous fanny, rear, buttocks,
arse, tooshie, keister, bum, tail,
fundament, behind, posterior, crupper...
you are a ribald confection not to be worn here.
By JCK
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Well, that is just assinine. (Sorry, I couldn't resist) : ) Whose tooshie are you speaking of anyway?
ReplyDeleteOh what a lovely ode to the arse...I too, covet luscious cushions, but alas, my genetic makeup left them relatively flat.
ReplyDeleteSo glad I found your blog, BTW. I've been sitting here just glued to the screen reading your NaBlo 2007 posts. My IVF girlie is just a couple of months younger than your girl. Some of your posts, so poignant, made me tear up.
Your writing is just lovely.
Spoken like someone who doesn't have a big one!
ReplyDeleteThis made me want to go squeeze some tushie.
ReplyDeleteI love your writing ("squeezable ambrosia"? Perfect.)
It is a beautiful ode, but believe me, you do not want that tushie. I used to have that tushie. Age and pregnancy caused it to travel downward toward my knees and lose the will to be perky. Not a good look.
ReplyDeleteyou should link this to blogher's letter to my body. brilliant.
ReplyDeleteWhat a nice ode. I am a butt woman for sure-I have one and I like to look at them.
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ReplyDeletethat was fun. I am a bit worried about what freaky googlers you are going to attract...
ReplyDeleteThis baby got more back than she ever wanted. Oh for a skinny tushie!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the poem.
i may not have an ass, but i do like some junk in mah men's trunk...
ReplyDelete(i think i just said that with a grin. dear. gawd.)
here's the best prose dedicated to the toochus
ReplyDeleteIf I could give you mine I gladly would!
ReplyDeleteYou've got great words--did you just love English class?! Browning could not have written a better ode ;)
Who's bdonk-a-donk-butt do we owe this tribute to? And now, I have that 'she has a big butt and I can not lie ... ' song in my head. Thanks for that. :)
ReplyDeleteI too am now singing the big butts song! I love this poem...
ReplyDeleteYou need to be published.
ReplyDeleteI think I just peed my pants.
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