What a night! Oscar Night 2008. Let me tell you...incredible. I'm a little groggy, but it was worth it. You know it is just exhausting to attend these things. Viggo told me ahead of time that it would be a looong ass night. 
He was right. Especially when the camera kept going in for a close-up on us and I had to smile, desperately hoping that they were shooting me on my good side. You may have noticed how young I looked? People kept telling me I looked 12! Flatterers, flatterers. I'm sure you saw us right up front with Johnny and Mrs. G. 
Unfortunately, every time Johnny was on camera, Mrs. G was winking and blinking at Jon. [Notice how Johnny looks peeved and Jon looks like he is exchanging something untoward with Mrs. G.] 
I thought that was a little much myself, but you know Mrs. G...she always likes to keep another one on the back burner. Of course, it was great to see Tootsie Farklepants sashay around. Oh, you didn't see her? That's right! She kept running off to the loo to adjust her hot pants. I forgot about that. That is why you didn't see Tootsie. You'll have to take my word for it. She really looked fabulous, a little tipsy, but fabulous. George was quite taken. 
Well, when she was with him. I think she just got really caught up in chatting it up with all the paparazzi. It was her first time, after all. Mrs. G and I, well, we're old hands at this. And before you start worrying, E was completely O.K. with this. He has known about Viggo for YEARS. He met me afterwards for the parties, which is really all the fun anyway. 
If I look a bit stiff, it is only because E feels that he's been incredibly tolerant of Viggo. I agree. But, I can't help it if Colin was ogling me. I mean ...he's an animal. 
Of course, it is a total secret that Mrs. G and Tootsie Farklepants were at the Oscars. Oh sure...they are playing it down on their blogs. Pretending they were belly up to the couch and with their husbands. They are lying. Both of them.
| Tweet |
|
|||
OMG!!! Is that YOU!?!? You look fabulous! And I'm very jealous! I've *cough* never been *cough*. George's publicist will not be pleased by this outing. :)
ReplyDeletelove it - very clever...you West Coast people have all the fun.
ReplyDeleteThat Viggo. What a guy.
ReplyDeleteDid the night end with Viggo shaving his beard? Do we care?
ReplyDeleteYou are a riot. Here I thought I was being all hush hush about our evening of champagne and glitter. Mr. G. thought I was watching the Oscars in our bedroom in my ratty robe. It WAS quite a night.
ReplyDeleteE. is an understanding man. I'd hang on to him.
Crap! Now I wish I would have stayed up longer! Did you happen to ask the women at the event what was up with their hair? Did a windstorm hit 10 minutes before?
ReplyDeleteHow was Viggo's breath after he put that cigarette out on his tongue? Inquiring minds and all that ;-)
ReplyDeleteOur bloggers are all grown up and partying with the celebs?
ReplyDelete*sigh*
(You crack me up.)
I would expect no less.
ReplyDeleteCan I go next time?
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, I saw Mrs. G. slipping in the back wearing very dark glasses....and she was pinching Johnny ass at the time - I'm sure she thought no one saw, but I could totally tell it was her.
ReplyDeleteYou do look fabulous. My God, Viggo and George at the same time. I have GOT to get TV. Since I will never ever ever ever get to go to the parties. Can you just tell Viggo that I've been a fan since long BEFORE the Lord of the Rings? Please. I'm no Viggo-come-lately. (was that rude?)
ReplyDeleteOh my GOD.
ReplyDeleteThe funniness.
You are such a hoot! I loved, "But, I can't help it if Colin was ogling me. I mean ...he's an animal." - such a animal!
ReplyDeleteHave a good day - see ya - Kellan
I totally had a dream about kissing Colin the other night! Can you get me his email address? I'd like to try it for real. For comparison, of course. Animal? Grrr.
ReplyDeleteThat's adorable. Although, I think you look better grey than brunette. :0)
ReplyDelete