FOR SALE: Gorgeous caramel brown leather sofa & chair. Great condition.
SOLD: To a single man with a hottie girlfriend. The hottie girlfriend patted the furniture. Patted it. I don't think I need to say more.
Single man ecstatic!
Direct Quote from single man: This is the DEAL of the CENTURY!
It's a Win! Win!.......... JCK & E earn profit of $450.
Most importantly...
JCK's theory on leather furniture & men has been proven.
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Conversation at local park:
Male Friend who helped E maneuver the leather furniture into the house over the BlogHer conference weekend while JCK was off campus (those sneaky, sneaky boys...) says to his wife: Do you believe JCK sold the leather furniture?!!!
Wife to JCK: What IS IT about the leather couch, anyway?
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GIRL: You know when you say you're dusting books? It sounds like you are putting dust ON them.
GIRL definitely has a point. In fact, having children really shows you how ridiculous and nonsensical the English language is at times. It has given me renewed respect for anyone learning our language. And...yes, occasionally I do dust.
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While unpacking items placed in a shopping bag by my mother, I noticed the shop's name... Soma Intimates....
Mmmmm...methinks the fishnets do not fall far from the tree....
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the couch thing is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteyou dust? wanna come over here?
Congrats on the couch! Now what?
ReplyDeleteI owe my husband a comfy chair. I need to go shopping....
I think you may have stumbled across the perfect title of a children's book for adults: Pat the Furniture.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit to an inordinate fondness of leather furniture myself. I think it goes along with being a book lover to a degree. I have a vinyl love seat as it is.
ReplyDeletePatted it? hmmmm
ReplyDeleteWhat does "dust" mean?
KEEP BELIEVING
Oh, dear. I can only hope you sprayed lysol on your eyes to get the image of your couch out. UGH.
ReplyDeleteSee this is why I don't dust... my books are dusty enough. No need to work at adding more. ;-)
ReplyDeleteI love that you made a profit out of it! The picture made me think of that Friends episode with the couch, "Pivot! Pivot!" I miss that show.
ReplyDeleteThat's so funny that she patted it. Are you sure she wasn't a man dressed as a woman?
ReplyDeleteDusting? I'll have to look up that word in the dictionary.
Have you read GIRL the book "The King Who Rained?" She'd love it!
ReplyDeleteI say the girlfriend was patting the sofa as a gesture of having lost the battle but not the war. She is biding her time, friends.
ReplyDelete*pat pat pat*
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