Wednesday, July 16, 2008

JCK feels decadent and racy


It's 9pm. Do you know where JCK is? She is laying abed on her rather flat, but very comfortable ass accompanied by La Loveliness in her YOWZA red sheath. JCK feels decadent and racy. One could almost get used to this. Blogging abed. And here she thought bed was reserved for other pleasures. Life is fucking pleasurable at the moment. And this despite the fact that she is leaving around lunch time tomorrow for BlogHer '08 and... has yet to pack. She has typed up lists for her husband. Lists of food items to be found in pantry and refrigerator. Lists of activities like swimming lessons and a birthday party and a BBQ on Saturday. She has run all the errands. She has eaten all the chocolate in the house. Eyebrows have been waxed. Pedicure was forgotten. Pedicure by JCK will have to do. Please, whatever you do ...don't look down.

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BOY noticed the disco ball badge for The People's Party on my sidebar a couple of weeks back.

What's that ball, Mommy?


That's an invitation to a party, BOY. The People's Party.


Later that evening...


Mommy's going to The People's Party! Mommy's going to The People's Party!!


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Tomorrow I leave for 3 days and 3 nights. I have never been away from my children for 3 nights. Two years ago I went away for two nights, but BOY & GIRL were much younger. They didn't say things like... Mommy, I don't WANT you to go. Why do you have to go?

My going away will be good for all of us. Special time with Daddy. Time away for me. It is all good. The children will be fine. They are in good hands. I will have a blast and come home refreshed and full of stories, swag and sore feet. All of this possible because of my husband. Who rocks my boat. That's what I'm talking about.

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Best lines of the day...


BOY made his way over to the dining room table, sat down at the computer and said:


I'm going to my blog.


GIRL, as I kissed her goodnight - But, Mommy... YOU will fix me breakfast tomorrow, right?


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11 comments:

Nora Bee said...

Have a great time! I expect many tales of debauchery when you return!

Jennifer H said...

Wait, there's going to be swag??

Now I'm really, really jealous. No one told me about the swag. Nice little secret you've BlogHer-ites have been keeping from the rest of us. Hrumph. :-)~ (that's me, drooling)

Make sure you wave at the camera (or give an interview or whatever other fabulous things you'll be doing) at The People's Party!

Better go paint those toenails...and have a great time!

phd in yogurtry said...

No doubt you'll have a wunnerful time? I think when Moms go away, everyone wins. Especially us. We get a break and come back better appreciated!

Jen said...

Have a great time! They will all be fine, and the best part is, they will be so happy to see you when you get home! Homecomings are awesome!!

Kizz said...

I am so impressed by all that you have done in advance. All you have to do is pack? Easy! Cake! You're a star!

Have fun. And have some for me too, please.

Rima said...

You are going to have such an awesome time! I only wish I could be there, too :(

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Have fun and remember all the stories for us.

Janet said...

Have fun! E is welcome to email the Mountain Man for advice. I'm not sure the Mountain Man has recovered from my outing in May.

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

Glad you are enjoying your laptop, I have never been able to go back to my desktop since I got my lovely laptop. I could spend all day in my bed with my computer...sigh...

I hope you have an amazing time at blogher, can't wait to hear all about it. Enjoy your JCK time.

Denise said...

Oh my! Have tons of fun! I'm so jealous!

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

I'm thinking you are pretty excited ;)
I am green with jealousy btw.

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