Take 2 cups milk, protein powder, frozen mango, pineapple, banana and strawberries with vanilla yogurt and what do you get? Exploding smoothies left in the car for hours. Perhaps not as simple a meal as first thought. Especially when clean-up requires mopping. As in, JCK gets wet rag and scrubs floor, carpet and car seat cup holders. A simple breakfast. Alas, NO...
This brought to you by our sponsors: delicious & nutritious. Have a Happy Sunday theme song performed A Fuckapella by JCK the dumb ass. Who, as it turns out, is quite tone deaf.
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cheese doodles may not be nutritious, but they sure don't ejaculate in your car!
ReplyDeleteOh suck! You are not a dumb ass!
ReplyDelete*snort* a fuckapella....
ReplyDeletea fuckapella! You poor thing.. nothing is as annoying as sticky car seats.
ReplyDeleteOh, my. That had to have been stinky. I've encountered the days old, curdled car smoothie before.
ReplyDeleteA fuckapella. My new favorite word.
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was whining yesterday about goldfish and pretzels all over my van. I'll stop.
Happy mopping.
Oh my. We haven't allowed smoothies in the car since the first pregnancy with the 9-month long morning-noon-and-night-sickness. I spilled one on the way to work and the car stunk so bad BY LUNCHTIME I had to get the Mountain Man to bring me the truck to drive home and he took the Jeep to the carwash and literally hosed out the inside (reason #72 why we buy really old used cars).
ReplyDeleteyou didn't leave it there for 3 - 6 monhts and then clean it? what's wrong with you?
ReplyDeleteAnd it has to happen in the blazing hot summer--the better to curdle and stink.
ReplyDeleteI do believe you've coined an awesome new word.
Oh, what a mess! I've been there - on my hands and knees with rag in hand, cleaning the car carpet and carseats - UGH!
ReplyDeleteHave a good day, J - see you soon - Kellan
Oh no! I feel your pain, yuck!
ReplyDeleteHey it's a science experiment and a healthy meal :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, stop by my blog-I got something for ya :)
I'm sorry! That's horrible, at least it's past and lesson learned...hopefully!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteyou know, babes, i see that F bomb and i think of your sweet face, and then i think of the jack and coke, and then i think i have no questions.
ReplyDeleteChuckle**snort**chuckle--A Fuckapella by JCK the dumb ass. BWAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry about the unfortunate explosion that necessitated MOPPING. Eeew. That being said, is it wrong of me to go on to say that milk, protein powder, frozen mango, pineapple, banana and strawberries all blendered up with vanilla yogurt sounds AWESOME? :)
Before the unfortunate explosion, that is...
a fuckapella !! what a gem. we heard it here first!
ReplyDeleteDo you guys have blue laws? Cause that would totally make for a drink at 8 am for me.
ReplyDeleteOh, ick!!!!! Yikes! [The Man I love] tends to leave drinks in the cupholder and food in the car...drives me nuts.
ReplyDeleteA fuckapella. :P
ReplyDeleteOh that sounded delightful! Before it exploded that is.
ReplyDeleteMay I say, this brief gem may be one of my most favorite posts of yours.
ReplyDeleteA Fuckapella; I am tempted to bring that into a faculty meeting someday...
Snort! I'm thinking of adding "A Fuckapella" to my vocabulary. Hope you don't mind. Not on my blog, of course, that would be scandalous and would require my extended family to call my parents voicing their displeasure! Turns out "dumb asses" - also a phrase I'm liking today.
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