THIS....BULLETIN...JUST....IN ....FROM....JCK..... CUTE, DEEP BROWN, HALTER ONE PIECE BATHING SUIT FOUND!!! What's up is up and what's around stays a ROUND. No need for frump, bump or lump. And where did I find this gem? This pièce de résistance ? Once again, SCORE AT TARGAY!
In fact it "flatters, fits and inspires confidence."
And it even goes with the Targay hat!
No bathing SKIRT, people!! Never, NEVER, never! This fishnet Mama DON'T do skirts.
*off to do pushups and crunches...got to keep up my image of a 2 fisted, whiskey drinkin', chocolate munchin', caffeine gulpin' good ol' flat assed MAMA!
*TOTAL LIE on the pushups. Oh, and the crunches. Unless the chocolate is crispy!
**Photo Credit: Esther Williams from Google Images
No bathing SKIRT, people!! Never, NEVER, never! This fishnet Mama DON'T do skirts.
*off to do pushups and crunches...got to keep up my image of a 2 fisted, whiskey drinkin', chocolate munchin', caffeine gulpin' good ol' flat assed MAMA!
*TOTAL LIE on the pushups. Oh, and the crunches. Unless the chocolate is crispy!
**Photo Credit: Esther Williams from Google Images
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That would be a Nestle's Crunch bar. Yum!
ReplyDeleteI think in my size, the bathing skirt is called a bathing TENT.
ReplyDeleteA big woohoo for finding a bathing suit! Target rocks.
Yes, I have fallen victim to the skirt because it falls so nicely OVER cottage cheese thighs. I know! I know! ewwww.
ReplyDeleteHey, I have declared my love for you on multiple occasions, but have linked to you in the my discussion group blog. We are discussing women in the new media and I wanted to introduce them to you. Here it is if you want to take a look.
PS. You are going to look HOT.
HA! We probably bought the same bathing suit. I got a one piece brown suit at Target also.
ReplyDeleteI wear my skirt proudly, dammit. And someday, so will you...(cackle, cackle)...
ReplyDeleteI NEED the tent. I've fallen victim to sewing my own bathing attire...can't be called a suit.
ReplyDeleteHooray for you!
New post at my place finally...ugh.
Blessings, EJT
i have to admit to considering the skirt thing. honestly, nothing looks good at this point...
ReplyDeleteTar-jay is truly amazing at times, isn't it?!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the lovely suit!
Count me in the "skirt" ranks. I bought one because I like how I look in my tennis skirts. i.e., rumples safely under cover.
ReplyDeleteBut avoid them as long as possible (forever). They're too easy to hide under.
Procuring just the right suit, in May - Genius.
ReplyDeleteGood for you.
CONGRATS! That deserves a candy bar AND a glass of wine my friend!
ReplyDeleteI love me my Targhetto.
you totally are DYING TO BE ME. stop. give me my life back. is this not me?
ReplyDelete"a 2 fisted, whiskey drinkin', chocolate munchin', caffeine gulpin' good ol' flat assed MAMA!?"
consider thyself warned.
Congrats!! Since that is probably the cruelest garment a woman ever has to buy.
ReplyDeleteI blogged about this after you inspired me - it IS the cruelest garment!
ReplyDeleteGlad you found one though!!
Ooh, do we get to see a photo???
ReplyDeleteI am desperately looking for a suit to contain my preggo belly and the sisters, but it does not seem to exist. ugh.
I'm so glad you can now enter the pool area with confidence. You'll have a much better summer!
ReplyDeleteWill you be wearing your fishnets with your new suit?
I'm going to Target now.
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