Recent conversations at Casa de Motherscribe:
BOY: ....snorkels....
GIRL: I have snorkels, too, BOY! See!
JCK: What are you two talking about?
GIRL: Snorkels. I have them right here. See?
JCK: What are snorkels, GIRL?
GIRL: The holes in your nose.
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BOY: God loves us.
GIRL: Yes, he loves us and he is everywhere.
BOY: He's IN everything.
GIRL: Everything.
BOY: He's in the road. We just drove over him.
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BOY: I'm going to put YOU in time out, Mommy. I'm going to tell daddy on you and he will never let YOU out.
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Don't you just wish you could be in timeout?
ReplyDeletePhilosopher-Mom: How long do you think it will be before Daddy gets into timeout with Mommy?
ReplyDeleteyour kids make me laugh through my snorkels
ReplyDeleteYour kids are adorable and hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy son said something hilarious too when he and my hubby bought me a gorgeous diamond necklace from www.idonowidont.com for my birthday.
When they were picking the jewelry out my boy said "mommy loves bling!!!!" I have no idea how he learned the word 'bling' from!
Thank you for the morning chuckles! I LOL-ed at the one about God in the road.
ReplyDeleteSomeone beat me to the mommy AND daddy in timeout comment....
ReplyDeleteI would like a timeout! What did you do to deserve yours?
ReplyDeleteHeh, you can come join me. I've been in time out for a couple of months now.
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud about God getting run over. Just to put the finishing touches on my reservation in hell.
Oops. I almost had coffee come out my snorkel.
ReplyDeletelol we were just talking about nostrils yesterday. snorkel is a much better word. for a long time my daughter called lips "beebers."
ReplyDeleteMe too. Me too. I want a timeout in the worst way.
ReplyDeleteMeetcha at drink-thirty? :)
God getting run over! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleterunning over God - that's funny.
ReplyDeletea few years ago MQ and I were talking about how God made everything and she said "He's a busy guy!"
indeed.
Oh boy! your kids make me laugh!
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