Monday, November 10, 2008

I have snorkels, too, BOY!

Recent conversations at Casa de Motherscribe:

BOY: ....snorkels....

GIRL: I have snorkels, too, BOY! See!

JCK: What are you two talking about?

GIRL: Snorkels. I have them right here. See?

JCK: What are snorkels, GIRL?

GIRL: The holes in your nose.


BOY: God loves us.

GIRL: Yes, he loves us and he is everywhere.

BOY: He's IN everything.

GIRL: Everything.

BOY: He's in the road. We just drove over him.


BOY: I'm going to put YOU in time out, Mommy. I'm going to tell daddy on you and he will never let YOU out.

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  1. Don't you just wish you could be in timeout?

  2. Philosopher-Mom: How long do you think it will be before Daddy gets into timeout with Mommy?

  3. your kids make me laugh through my snorkels

  4. Your kids are adorable and hilarious!

    My son said something hilarious too when he and my hubby bought me a gorgeous diamond necklace from for my birthday.

    When they were picking the jewelry out my boy said "mommy loves bling!!!!" I have no idea how he learned the word 'bling' from!

  5. Thank you for the morning chuckles! I LOL-ed at the one about God in the road.

  6. Someone beat me to the mommy AND daddy in timeout comment....

  7. I would like a timeout! What did you do to deserve yours?

  8. Heh, you can come join me. I've been in time out for a couple of months now.
    I laughed out loud about God getting run over. Just to put the finishing touches on my reservation in hell.

  9. Oops. I almost had coffee come out my snorkel.

  10. lol we were just talking about nostrils yesterday. snorkel is a much better word. for a long time my daughter called lips "beebers."

  11. Me too. Me too. I want a timeout in the worst way.

    Meetcha at drink-thirty? :)

  12. God getting run over! Hahahaha!

  13. running over God - that's funny.

    a few years ago MQ and I were talking about how God made everything and she said "He's a busy guy!"


  14. Oh boy! your kids make me laugh!


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