GIRL: Mommy, Mommy, I've got a really sharp nail. Get the clippers, quick.
Excuse me?
GIRL: Mommy, PLEASE can you get the nail clippers and cut my toenail. It is really, really sharp. Look!
Queen of the year (I've nominated myself, by GOD!) goes to get the nail clippers. O.K., GIRL let's see what we have. Oh, wow, that is sharp. Let me just ---
GIRL: It won't hurt!
No, GIRL, it won't hurt. Toenails are dead like hair. (Not quite accurate, but work with me here.) It's like getting your hair cut. That doesn't hurt, does it?
GIRL: No.....Toenails are like crabs!
Like crabs? [My GOD, is the summer crab phobia still lingering?]
GIRL: Yes, they are all dead like crabs. They don't move. They don't run around. That's how you know that they are dead.
Mmmm.... toenails are like dead crabs. Well, it is something to think about!
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I believe girl has seen my heels...heaven help them.
ReplyDeleteCrab phobia? It is hard to be young.
ReplyDeleteHow cute! Sometimes have just have no idea what they are talking about - do they? But, they are just adorable with a capital "A"! Have a great weekend - see you later. Kellan
ReplyDeleteI will never look at grooming my nails in the same way again! LOL!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's a visual I may NEVER forget. Too cute.
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